Senator John McCain says "the dog ate my homework!"
Explaining why he was 894th in his graduating class.

I was a terrible student in high school...mostly because I had to work full time and I baby sat my little bother who had multiple disabilities. My sister worked and my mother tried to work and balance care for my brother. I graduated by the skin of my teeth. Then again, I never aspired to be president.
So what was John McCains reason? by awakening

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