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Senator John McCain says "the dog ate my homework!"
Explaining why he was 894th in his graduating class.

I was a terrible student in high school...mostly because I had to work full time and I baby sat my little bother who had multiple disabilities. My sister worked and my mother tried to work and balance care for my brother. I graduated by the skin of my teeth. Then again, I never aspired to be president.
So what was John McCains reason? by awakening

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BAD EXAMPLE NEWMEXIKEN Wednesday, April 9, 2008 "894th out of 899 in his graduating class at Annapolis. (Jimmy Carter was 59th in his class of 820. Dwight D. Eisenhower was 61st of 164 in his West Point class. Even Ulysses Grant was 21st of 39 at West Point.)

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